hello there. i'm Abe. i'll be guiding you along this tour of the Saddlebrook house. i've watched over this house for the past three years, and put up with more shenanigans than i signed up for. without me, this house would be nothing. i've given up on the tenants of this household more times than i can count, but since i was born without legs- here i remain. so, i welcome you to:
Day #8: The Saddlebrook House
to begin, this has been my view day in and day out for the entirety of my stay. disgusting.
here's a shot of the place back in the beginning. Back when my only friend, the unnamed Owl, was still around.
an aerial view of the countertop. again, despicable.